I repeat! I've managed to do it! Finally! It's done! I've gotten a time machine, and I've stopped time!! Using ingenuity, common household items, and the Photoshop skills of some anonymous person...I've now...frozen time! I've stopped the 17th from coming!! YES!! Check this machine out, it'll keep me young and 22 forever! I don't have to turn another year older today! I call him..."Time Cat"!